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Trophy Wive Show: Pirates

April 30, 2010

Trophy Wife Improv : Pirate (04.28.10) from Trophy Wife Improv on Vimeo.

Posted by Mike Betette. Posted In : Comedy

It's Mike Betette's Science Friday...Jokes

April 9, 2010

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Researchers in South Africa discovered the remains of a previously
unknown human-like hominid that had a remarkably small brain, but a
more developmentally advanced pelvis. I don’t want to burst anyone’s
science bubble, I think Sandra Bullock already discovered that
species.
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Scientists have found a new lizard called the Varanus Bititawa that is
a cousin to the giant Komodo Dragon. Of course, friends of the Varanus
already knew they were related because he brags about it all the time.
He’s constantly telling the story of the time they sunned themselves
on the same hot rock during thanksgiving. He can call him right now if
you want to prove it, he totally has his number!
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Physicists have reported a new element on the periodic table, in spot
117. It's a Superheavy element that only lasts about 70 days before
it disappears. Which is why they're thinking about naming it, The
Gabourey Sidibe.
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Recently, researchers have found that Japanese people’s stomachs have
genetically to digest seaweed better, from centuries of eating sushi.
That’s great news! It means if I just keep at it, someday my ancestors
with be able to eat Wendy’s Chili past running distance from a toilet.
Thank you science, I will never give up.
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A Swiss adventurer, Bertrand Piccard, completed a two-hour test flight
of a solar powered plane this week. The plane doesn’t use any
expensive airline fuel, which means they’ll have to come up with some
other reason to screw us with $20 luggage charges.
Bertrand actually comes from a long line of adventurers. His father
Jacques went deeper into the ocean than anyone before him, his
grandfather Auguste was the first man to take a balloon into the
stratosphere and the women in his family have been the most patient on
Earth.
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Posted by Mike Betette. Posted In : Comedy

The Best Friends Clubhouse Website!

April 9, 2010

Learn all about TRUE friendship here!

http://BestFriendsClubhouse.yolasite.com/

Posted by Mike Betette. Posted In : Comedy

.99 Cent Store FAIL

April 9, 2010

"Mommy, why isn't it coming back?"

Posted by Mike Betette. Posted In : Comedy

The Tool Academy Finale!

April 8, 2010

HAPPY EASTER BITCHES!

READ IT HERE AT TVGASM.COM

Posted by Mike Betette. Posted In : Comedy

The 7 Deadly Sins of Reality TV article at Blackbook Mag

March 26, 2010

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READ IT HERE!

Posted by Mike Betette. Posted In : Comedy

The TOP 20 CONCERT TOURS as of 3/18/10...and my thoughts.

March 18, 2010

The current top twenty concerts ranked by average box office gross per city (from the AP)...and my thoughts.

1. Miley Cyrus - No way would I see this!

2. Aventura - This either!

3. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Nope.

4. KISS - Maybe, but probably not.

5. John Mayer - Oh, hell no!

6. Lady Gaga - Is it free? I doesn't matter, no.

7. Mariah Carey - Not ever worth the joke of saying I went.

8. Guns N' Roses - A broken Axl Rose and a bunch of studio musicians? I'll pass.

9. Jeff Dunham - I don't pay for racist puppetry. Anymore.

10. Furthur- I think this is spelled wrong. Also, NO!

11. Breaking Benjamin / Three Days Grace - Two for the price of no.

12. So You Think You Can Dance - I get this at home for free. So, no.

13. Jason Aldean - Who? Nope.