The current top twenty concerts ranked by average box office gross per city (from the AP)...and my thoughts.

1. Miley Cyrus - No way would I see this!

2. Aventura - This either!

3. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Nope.

4. KISS - Maybe, but probably not.

5. John Mayer - Oh, hell no!

6. Lady Gaga - Is it free? I doesn't matter, no.

7. Mariah Carey - Not ever worth the joke of saying I went.

8. Guns N' Roses - A broken Axl Rose and a bunch of studio musicians? I'll pass.

9. Jeff Dunham - I do...